No seriously. I can make it grow...

Stare at this Optical Illusion for 30 seconds, and then look at your penis.

I swear, this isn't porn up there. And it actually is safe for work... except for the part where you stare at your penis...

So go do it, and gain confidence today!

I just got a Ux2 Line 6 toneport!

The baby is sweeeeet! I'm in serious love with this machine.

I recorded a riff within the first couple minutes of getting, so here it is:

http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen /359180

I just wrote 11 songs in five hours.

You know how crazy hard that is?

Crazy hard. I'm going to bed.

Starting 1 minute ago.

I can do it :D

HEY.

I LOVE YOU.

Maybe you will be, but anyways, that's besides the point.

Take a listen to my newest song: When the sun Collapses

If you're a fan of metal or classical, or both put together, then you should appreciate this.

When the sun collapses,
There will be nothing more.
When the sun collapses,
It will settle the score.

Just got a mini Marshall amp. The micro MS-4. Looks pretty freaking sweet. Get's some good tones, but obviously because it's 1watt, It lacks the power that we all want. So I programed a clean channel with nothing on it, on my g-dec, and ran it through that. The tones the 2 put out were amazing.

Yeahhh

Best of all, I got mine for half price on ebay. While others were out paying 60.00$ I got mine for 35.00$ Haha. Awesome. After a couple days of playing around with it, I'm gonna sell it. Haha.

Based on my past events of life, most of which nobody knows, my album is being inspired. So please do listen when it comes out, and that way, I can tell each and everyone of you what my life's been like.

Subject.

Does anyone want some some stuff?

This sexy beast has me a going.

So cheap, for such a magnificent beast.

Oh I could orgasm. Oh I so could.